Hello, good evening, welcome, Willkommen, Bienvenue, come aboard because when you hear the clinkin’ of the glasses, It’s Tricky on the bottle of the abandoned and depressed! (go on guess the theme song I stole that from). Hello my fellow rasberians and in the shadow of those two lazy bastards, Cindy Arse and Clarence Ears, we bring you, the latest news, the info about the candidates, the word from the street, the jive talk, the rumours on the upcoming Foddleburg east Bi-elections. Who's hot, who's not, who's in who's out and who just likes to shake it all about. But there is one thing I can guarantee you they are all lying bastards...cough! whispering...I do apologise it seems they are all good believable law-abiding citizens. If you believe that you'll believe all their crap...whack!! stick over the head sound...Ouch! Trickey is not enjoying the show so far. Anyway, let's get the show started before I receive more bodily harm...
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Below are the candidates, you choose, I need a drink...hic! cheers!